Those of you who read the Infinity forums (I'm SirAngry on those forums and most others) will know I have a rather terrible secret... I'm a down right dirty little faction whore!!! For those of you not in the know I'll explain further. I'm a magpie when it comes to... well almost everything. If its new or different I have to have it, its so bad at times I've seriously considered the possibility that I have a mental illness. Thing is its the same illness that appears to affect geeks and nerds of all ages. If it wasn't manga or comic books it was toy soldiers, if it wasn't toy soldiers its limited edition computer games... so on and so forth. I blame evolution and my innate urges to hoard useless crap!!!
However my terrible affliction does tend to manifest itself worst in my love of toy soldiers. As evidence though that I am not alone please take a look at this thread I started on the Infinity forum:
evidence for the defence
So are you a faction whore? Its pretty clear that yes I am a faction whore, I am indeed it would seem, far too much gamer for just the one faction!!! I can't help myself, I've always struggled to decide which factions to take in pretty much every wargame I've ever played and I think it'll be like this forever more with me.
So why am I like this and what's my driving motivation? Well I've tried dissecting why I choose multiple factions for Infinity and so I made a list as to why I chose the armies I did. The results were ever so slightly mixed and I'll use examples to explain:




Does this look like your gaming room?
So that is how I chose the four armies I play in Infinity and the underlying reasons I chose them. Interestingly I've noticed as I went on my 'justifications' got more complex; interesting behaviour that. So I'm inclined to believe its probably not as simple or maybe even as complex as all that when it comes down to it. True I like a project and it all normally starts, or so I think, with an idea I have to want to do something like my Ultramarine army, 1st Company, 2nd Company, 4th company (in drop pods) and 10th Company... yep that's a mammoth undertaking and I'm still slowly chugging away at it every now and then despite not playing 40k.
So I explored my buying habits a bit more; was I just rationalising what is essentially splurge or shopaholic behaviour? I think there might be something in that hypothesis as well. You see while I'll never spend money I don't have, I do have a set budget and despite having literally a shed load of miniatures still to paint I easily spend my hobby budget every month and have done for the last God only knows how many years, without fail. Its this that has made Anima Tactics, Infinity, Malifaux and the Spartan Games systems so bloody deadly. You see I can get a lot of 'hobby' in these game systems without needing to spend huge amounts of dosh. Whereas £50 wouldn't get me very far in HoMachine, 40k or Warhammer Fantasy in Malifaux, Anima and to a lesser extent Infinity its a new force... as I say, deadly.
Don't fuck with a Dragons Gold - Or a Geeks hoard!!!
Let me explain, embarking on a new army for 40k or Warhammer Fantasy is a big and expensive undertaking and to do it you really need a big strong motivating factor. Because for most it'll take a few months to maybe accumulate everything you want or need. While Warmachine and Hordes aren't necessarily as expensive to put an army out on the table, you still want all the tools and nice toys potentially at your disposal, and that costs. However a new gang in Malifaux is peanuts, I get everything I need to do something completely different in that game and hobby for under £40 normally. Likewise Anima Tactics and any of the Spartan Games systems, Infinity might cost a bit more but with my old hobby budget when employed I could muster a sizeable force every month with Infinity... and I kind of have!
So it is three things colliding really at the moment in my hobby that have turned me into what I term a faction whore, and they are having money burning a hole in my pocket, Being able to change my hobby significantly and having something cool that catches my attention or sparks my imagination. Looking at those three things its also actually the exact same list of reasons that have led me to start buying and playing board games again. So I think I could perhaps build a hierarchy of need for the faction / game whore gamer:
- You need resources, normally to fund and fuel the 'habit'
- You need a project or object of desire to drive your purchase
- You must be able to accumulate a significant proportion of you project in the first purchase

Humans by our very nature have learned to hoard stuff and gather things, its part of our behaviour patterns we've developed over thousands of years of evolution. Except it was useful thousands of years ago as we hoarded food, wood and other useful things to keep us alive. I'm not too sure toy soldiers and board games fall into the same category and its clear that my own behaviour is very reminiscent of a shopaholics, spending money, but spending it on things that will give me that 'maximum hit'... so do I have a problem? Well yes I do if I can't afford this 'habit' and I continue to try and spend money I don't actually have. I guess I'm about to find out because I'm unemployed and broke and there are toys I want, can I resist? Only time will tell I guess. Peace out!
I hope your unemployed + broke status doesn't last FG. Cold turkey can be an unpalatable dish ;P
ReplyDeleteWell if you hear of any jobs going for a dyslexic researcher with a love of Toy Soldiers let me know!!! I suppose its not all bad though as it give me time to paint some of the crap I do own!!!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely. Make the most of it cos you'll regret any idleness once you're back at the coalface of industry :P
ReplyDeleteAmen to having boat loads of crap lying around. But just remember this: when a geek has no unpainted miniatures left, this plane of existence will seize to be! :)
ReplyDelete@Joesmokem I was once told by a senior manager at Games Workshop that if a hobbyist ever runs out of things to paint that I (staff) hadn't been doing my (their) job properly!!! I think if we all finished what we'd got to paint the entire hobby world would disintegrate and therefore we should view our behaviour as a for of state subsidy of the Global Toy Soldier industry... that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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